matt
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Apr 17, 2007 23:20:46 GMT -5
Post by matt on Apr 17, 2007 23:20:46 GMT -5
we all need a little laughter in our life so has anyone heard any good jokes lately
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matt
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Apr 17, 2007 23:21:23 GMT -5
Post by matt on Apr 17, 2007 23:21:23 GMT -5
whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender!!!
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Apr 17, 2007 23:23:09 GMT -5
Post by matt on Apr 17, 2007 23:23:09 GMT -5
What do you call nuts in a wall? walnuts What do you call nuts in a pine tree? pine nuts What do you call nuts in a pea plant? peanuts
what do you call nuts on your chin
MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!!
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Apr 18, 2007 0:40:40 GMT -5
Post by Rob on Apr 18, 2007 0:40:40 GMT -5
what do you call matthew tsuda that lives on so and so street. A DEAD MAN.
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matt
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Apr 18, 2007 20:07:12 GMT -5
Post by matt on Apr 18, 2007 20:07:12 GMT -5
great joke i laughed for about 2 seconds
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Apr 21, 2007 18:06:26 GMT -5
Post by matt on Apr 21, 2007 18:06:26 GMT -5
why did the girl fall off the swing
BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS
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Apr 22, 2007 18:34:49 GMT -5
Post by matt on Apr 22, 2007 18:34:49 GMT -5
why does my squrrel have nuts?
I don't know
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Apr 23, 2007 21:19:32 GMT -5
Post by matt on Apr 23, 2007 21:19:32 GMT -5
is this thread unnessisary?
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Apr 23, 2007 23:50:44 GMT -5
Post by Rob on Apr 23, 2007 23:50:44 GMT -5
i guess but i like it. maybe it's SPAM!!!
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matt
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Apr 24, 2007 13:17:04 GMT -5
Post by matt on Apr 24, 2007 13:17:04 GMT -5
but y do u still hav it
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Apr 27, 2007 12:20:25 GMT -5
Post by Rob on Apr 27, 2007 12:20:25 GMT -5
becuase i don't delete spam that doesn't offend anyone and doesn't break any rules.
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May 6, 2007 20:43:35 GMT -5
Post by patocp on May 6, 2007 20:43:35 GMT -5
what do you call a joth? a stupid dirty cunt. get it?
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May 6, 2007 20:46:18 GMT -5
Post by Rob on May 6, 2007 20:46:18 GMT -5
i do i do!!! What do you call a agemer? Egg's bitch!!!
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May 6, 2007 21:39:47 GMT -5
Post by matt on May 6, 2007 21:39:47 GMT -5
y is everyone talking crap to ocp?
because he puts up with it!
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May 6, 2007 21:40:49 GMT -5
Post by matt on May 6, 2007 21:40:49 GMT -5
dam this is in the wrong thread i was going to ask a question but then i remembered it was the joke thread so i had to instantly change it
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May 15, 2007 1:34:59 GMT -5
Post by hankdatank on May 15, 2007 1:34:59 GMT -5
how do you get Pikachu on a bus?
You Poke em on !!!!!!!
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Jun 10, 2007 11:55:13 GMT -5
Post by marick on Jun 10, 2007 11:55:13 GMT -5
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Jun 10, 2007 15:32:28 GMT -5
Post by Rob on Jun 10, 2007 15:32:28 GMT -5
What the hell. That shit was funny though. Man that reminds me of the time tsuda broke a window at mcdonalds ad went and got his mom. Man that shit was funny. My freind wally and I were messing with him the whole day. His mom was coming to pick him up, and just as he was leaving he did some wierd panda's fist shit to the window. I swear to god that right after he broke it he stood there fore maybe five seconds, while we were telling him to run. He went over to some cashier and started to tell his side of the story. After maybe five minutes he went outside to get his mom(who was oblivous to what happened), but did not tell the cashier were he was going. So the lady started asking does anyone know his phone number or where he lives? Wally ran over and started saying i do i do. Then i told him to make sure he gets an arch card for being a good samaritan.LOL Then when they started to talk about the Po Po, wally knew nothing.The lady asked what his last name was and wally responded by saying" he's just some wierd japanese kid who follows me around." Priceless. His mom ended up coming in and striaghtening it all out. We made fun of him for not running and getting his MAMA.
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Jun 10, 2007 15:56:56 GMT -5
Post by marick on Jun 10, 2007 15:56:56 GMT -5
жестоко... rofl... aiurea... merdre...
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Jun 10, 2007 22:29:55 GMT -5
Post by Rob on Jun 10, 2007 22:29:55 GMT -5
Huh?
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Jun 13, 2007 11:33:45 GMT -5
Post by marick on Jun 13, 2007 11:33:45 GMT -5
ya, few languages, including russian, i speak it fluently:P well at least a word u understand?? or should i write 'rofl'?
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Jun 13, 2007 18:48:43 GMT -5
Post by Rob on Jun 13, 2007 18:48:43 GMT -5
i think you need to write it.
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